'Cause I'm sick of your complainin'

About how many bills

And I'm sick of all your bitchin'

'Bout your poodles and your pills

And I just can't see no humor

About your way of life

And I think I can do more for you

With this here fork and knife

CHORUS:

Eat the Rich:

there's only one thing that they're good for

Eat the Rich:

take one bite now-come back for more

Eat the Rich:

I gotta get this off my chest

Eat the Rich:

take one bite now, spit out the rest

So I called up my head shrinker

And I told him what I'd done

He said you'd best go on a diet

Yeah I hope you have some fun

And a don't go burst a bubble

On rich folks who get rude

'Cause you wan't get in no trouble

When you eats that kinda food

How they're smokin' up their jung bonds

And then they go get stiff

And they're dancin' at the yacht club

With Muff and Uncle Biff

But there's one good thing that happens

When you toss your pearls to swine

Their attitudes may taste like shit

But go real good with wine

CHORUS

Believe in all the good things

That money just can't bye

Then you won't get no bellyache

From eatin' humble pie

I believe in rags to riches

Your inheritance won't last

So take your Gray Poupon my friend

And shove it up your ass!

CHORUS:

Eat the Rich:

there's only one thing that they're good for

Eat the Rich:

take one bite now-come back for more

Eat the Rich:

don't stop me now I'm goin' crazy

Eat the Rich:

that's my idea of a good time baby