I went down to the beach and saw Kiki

She was all like, "ehhhh"

And I'm, like, "whatever!"

Then this chick comes up to me and she's all, like,

"hey, aren't you that dude?"

And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"

So later I'm, I'm at the pool hall

And this girl comes up

And she's, like, "awww"

And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"

Cuz this is my

United States of Whatever!

And this is my

United States of Whatever!

And this is my

United States of Whatever!

And then it's three A.M.

I'm on the corner, wearing my leather

This dude comes up and he's, like, "hey, punk!"

I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"

Then I'm throwing dice in the alley

Officer Leroy comes up and he's, like,

"hey, I thought I told you..."

And I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"

And then up comes Zaflo

I'm, like, "yo, Zafo. What's up?"

He's, like, "nothin'"

And I'm, like, "that's cool"

Cuz this is my

United States of Whatever!

And this is my

United States of Whatever!