Come near me and you'll see

You should run from me

I'm dedicated to

Destroying me and you

Keep running faster

Away from the master

It all breaks faster

When you're near the master

Of disaster

Master of disaster is tangled in strings

Tripping over stuff and smashing up things

I watch too much Jackass, see what that brings

All around me, I hear people scream

Master

of Disaster

All around me, I hear people scream

Master

of Disaster

Jackassing away, always goes astray

It's the start of a new era

Lose monopoly, leads to misery

Intoxication makes things weirder

Come near me and you'll see

You should run from me

I'm dedicated to

Destroying me and you

Keep running faster

Away from the master

It all breaks faster

When you're near the master

Of disaster

Master of disaster is tangled in strings

Tripping over stuff and smashing up things

I watch too much Jackass, see what that brings

All around me, I hear people scream

Master

of Disaster

All around me, I hear people scream

Master

of Disaster

Master of Disaster

What the hell is it I'm after?

Master of Disaster

Fire fills the skies

Laughter, laughter

Every time I just start laughter

Laughter, laughter

As a pain disguise

Nothing's worth all that,

destroying habitat

Wrecking all without a reason

Annihilating gaze,

numbering your days

All creation's out of season

I will make you cry

I will make you die

I will hurt you too

Nothing I can do

Keep running faster

Away from the master

It all breaks faster

When you're near the master

Of disaster

Master of disaster is tangled in strings

Tripping over stuff and smashing up things

I watch too much Jackass, see what that brings

All around me, I hear people scream

Master

of Disaster

All around me, I hear people scream

Master

of Disaster

ha ha ha

ha ha aargh