It's a lifetime guarantee

Stuffed in a coffin, 10% more free

Red light special at the mausoleum

Give me something that I need

Satisfaction guaranteed to you

What's the consolation prize?

Economy sized dreams of hope

When I was a kid I thought

I wanted all the things that I haven't got

Oh, but I learned the hardest way

Then I realized what it took

To tell the difference between thieves and crooks

A lesson learned to me and you

Give me something that I need

Satisfaction guaranteed

'Cause I'm thinkin' 'bout a brand new hope

The one I've never known

'Cause now I know it's all that I wanted

What's the consolation prize?

Economy sized dreams of hope

Give me something that I need

Satisfaction guaranteed

'Cause I'm thinkin' 'bout a brand new hope

The one I've never known

And where it goes

And I'm thinkin' 'bout the only road

The one I've never known

And where it goes

And I'm thinkin' 'bout a brand new hope

The one I've never known

'Cause now I know it's all that I wanted