But I got a plan (I got a plan)

To drink for forty days and forty nights

A sip for every second-hand tick

And every time you fed the line,

“you mean so much to me”

I'm without you

Tell all the English boys you meet

about the American boy back in the states

The American boy you used to date

who would do anything you say

Tell all the English boys you meet

about the American boy back in the states

The American boy you used to date

who would do anything you say

And even if her plane crashes tonight

she'll find some way to disappoint me,

by not burning in the wreckage,

or drowning at the bottom of the sea

Jess, I still taste you, and thus reserve my right to hate you

And all this empty space that you create

does nothing for my flawless sense of style

It's 8:45 (it's 8:45), the weather is getting better by the hour

(rains all the time)

I hope it rains there all the time

And if you ever said you miss me then don't say you never lied

I'm without you

Tell all the English boys you meet

about the American boy back in the states

The American boy you used to date

who would do anything you say

Tell all the English boys you meet

about the American boy back in the states

The American boy you used to date

who would do anything you say,

who would do anything you say

Never gonna get it right, you're never gonna get it [15x]

Okay no more songs about you. After this one I am done.

You're gone.[repeat untill end]

Tell all the English boys you meet

about the American boy back in the states

The American boy you used to date

who would do anything you say

Tell all the English boys you meet

about the American boy back in the states

The American boy you used to date

who would do anything you say