At number 69 there lives a transvestite

He's a man by day but he's a woman at night

There's a man at number 4 who swears he's Saddam Hussein

Swears he's on a chore to start the third world war

Oh if you find the time please come and stay a while

In my beautiful neighbourhood

At a hundred and ten they haven't paid the rent

So there goes the T.V. with the repo. men

At 999 they make a living from crime

The house is always empty 'cause they're all doing time

Oh if you find the time please come and stay a while

In my beautiful neighbourhood, my neighbourhood

My, my, my beautiful neighbourhood

Who lives in a house like this ?

Who lives in a house like this ?

At number 18 there lives a big butch queen

He's bigger than Tyson and he's twice as mean

At 666 there lives a Mister Miller

He's our local vicar and a serial killer

Oh if you find the time please come and stay a while

In my beautiful neighbourhood, my neighbourhood

My, my, my beautiful neighbourhood

Who lives in a house like this ?

Who lives in a house like this ?

They want to knock us down 'cause they think we're scum

But we will all be waiting when the bulldozers come

In a neighbourhood like this you know it's hard to survive

So you'd better come prepared 'cause they won't take us alive

Oh if you find the time please come and stay a while

In my beautiful neighbourhood, my neighbourhood

My, my, my beautiful neighbourhood